DEAR THYROID^TM

Dear TED;

Hey buddy, what’s up?,   How the hell are ya?,   Me? I’m not so good, TED.

Actually, TED I’ve wanted to talk to you, so I’m writing this letter.  Please read it all, TED.  And then you will have to comply fully with my requests.

TED I’m just sitting here wishing that you were gone already.  But you won’t leave.  Ya know you really are a piece of shit, TED.   Seriously, you suck and no one likes you.  I’ve been making excuses for you and trying to defend your presence,  TED, but I cannot, and will not do it anymore.

No one understands you.   Not even when I explain you to them.  They don’t get it, and to tell you the truth, TED,  I don’t understand why you are,  here either.   No matter what you say,  I did not ask for you to be here; consciously or not.   Yeah you’re cool and all; I guess………… for scaring little kids on Halloween!!!!!!!! But, that’s about it, TED.   And you know I’m not a big fan of Halloween TED,   I never,  have been and never will be, so what makes you think that I would want to look like,  a fucking,  monster every single fucking day, TED.  ,  Seriously?

Let’s use our brains a little bit,  TED, That is if you have any brains, or are you in there sucking off mine.  Does me looking like a monster make any kind,  of sense to you TED, does it?,   NO!!!!!!,   The answer is, NO,  TED it does not.

Really TED, it’s time for you to go. I don’t care where the hell you go, but you need to leave me and my family.  You need to leave now and you need to take all your shit with you.   Take it all at once because you can never come back TED.

Goodbye. TED!

Never was I ever yours,

Jen

P.S. Tell your little bitch friend “thyroid” to mellow out or she’s gonna get her ass kicked by a bunch of fucking medicines; I am so not a fucking afraid of using a scalpel on her,  TED.   Just her fair fucking warning!,   And nobody wants that now do they, TED.

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