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Stand By Your Gland Written by Lolly
Stand by your gland (by Lolly, Graves Disease Patient)
Sometimes it’s hard being a women
Giving all your love to just one gland
You’ll have bad times
And it’ll have good times.
Doing things that you don’t understand
But if you love it, you’ll forgive it
Even though it’s a fucker to understand
And if you hate it
Try being proud of it
Cause after all it’s just, your gland.
Stand by your gland
Give it medication to keep it stable
Watch what you put on your table
When nights are cold and you can’t fucking sleep
Stand by your gland
Tell the world you have it
Keep learning all, that you can
Stand by your gland
Stand by your gland
And show the world you Love it
Keeping sharing all the love you can
Stand by your gland Stand by your GLAND…
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Another thylicious tune! Care to add your rhyme or share your thyoughts on thyme? Kidding, I was going for a rhyme. Let Lolly know how you feel about Lolly’s tuneage.
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13 Responses to “Stand By Your Gland Written by Lolly”
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Ha Ha, Lolly,
You are so funny. I really should use the word fucker more often in my lyrics!
Loved Lolly’s rendition of Stand by your Gland, too. You thyrellas kick ass in the lyrics department!
We love ‘fucker’
ha
Ha must be an over the pond word.
Robyn I like you keep yours clean I mean who wants to hear profanity on a CD I do..Hands up.
TY Katie you got there in the end you never cease to amaze me.
Lolly
I love it! Laughter is the best therapy
Loved it! We should all have this framed somewhere in our house! I am not a big fan of the F bomb but it really works in this! Nice, very well done! And thank you, Lolly!
HA HA, this is AWESOME! LOVE IT! Another awesome parody 🙂 What talented thyrellas we have around here.
I’m a songwriter too, I didn’t know that Robyn and Lolly also indulged! We should jam!
Lolly,
You know what a rauncharella I can be 😉
Ana — SO TRUE! Agreed squared
Amy – so glad you appreciated it, even though you’re not an ‘f’ lover.
xo
Right, Joanna?! I agree with your 3000%
Kit in St. Louis – I expect thyroid song submissions from you, my dear!
Hoping that we can pull thybum out of our arses.
I love this have posted it on my Facebook for all my friends to enjoy (and gain some insight into my hypo condition!)