HaShitmoto’s Rhapsody
Is this my real life?
Or is it just fantasy?
I’m Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
I opened my eyes, Looked up on the Net to see,
I’m just too ill, I need your sympathy,
Lifes just easy come, easy go, big highs, big lows,
Any way my mind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Doctor I want to kill my man,
Put a gun against his head, pull the trigger, till he’s dead
Doctor why has this begun,
But now I want to just run away
Darling, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I’m not back my usual time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as I don’t really matter
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body’s aching all the time
Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind can’t face the truth
Doctor, ooh, I don’t want to die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Can it be , can it be, can it be the Endo
Thunderbolt and lightning, everthing is fright’ning me
(Hashitmoto’s) Hashitmoto’s (Hashitmoto’s) Hashitmoto’s, Hashitmoto’s test my TPO
I’m just a poor patient nobody loves me
He’s just an endo , not your thyamily,
Spare me your shit and your audacity
Easy come, easy go, had to let him go
Bullshitter! yes, I had to let him go
(Let him go!) Bullshitter! I had to let him go
(Let him go!) Bullshitter! I had to let him go
(Let him go) Had to let him go
(Let him go) Had to let him go (Let him go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh fook mia, fook mia) Fook mia, let him go
Antibodies has an army put inside of me, of me, of me.
( guitar solo instru-mental rock it hard)
So you think you can treat me and spit in my eye
So you think you can ignore me and leave me to cry
Oh,Endo, can’t do this to me, Endo,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows take this Hashitmoto’s.
This thytune goes out to all you suffers of Hashimoto’s thyroiditis, the ups and downs of the disease as seen through my eyes and people I have met along the way, I have Graves disease so I can emphathize with the ups and downs of flutuating thyroid levels.
By Queen of Rock Lolly
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18 Responses to “HaShitmoto’s Rhapsody”
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LOL Love it!!
Girl, you rocked that! I so would headbang to an actual recording of this rockin’ song. Kudos! <3
Foot stompingly good!!
♥
HD
WE’RE NOT WORTHY!! WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!
*waves lighter in air*
LOLLY! THIS IS SO AWESOME. I love love love it!
BEST COVER EVER!!!!!
Love it Lolly!
Oh Fook Mia, that is so AWESOME! You know me, Hashimoto’s, well!!! What you did to that song is amazing. This is definitely the “Hashimoto’s Theme Song”. I can hear you singing it now.
It is so nice of you to do this for your Hashimoto’s thyamily.
Thank you.Thank you.Thank you! Applaud.Applaud.Applaud!
Love you, thysista♥
Thank you so much for sharing this!
Thank you so much thyrella’s and thyfella’s, can’t be missing you off now can I HD you’d never let me live it down.
No need for a standing ovation or loud applause a bow or courtsey will suffice
The Queen is sitting on her throne trying to defaecate i mean decifer this thytune
Lori well seeing as you are the only one so far to hear me sing it, then you are at an advantage of knowing how good or bad it really is, only you know. I am trying to get something sorted out so some of these thytunes can be set to music and recorded.
I am sure you all know this famous Queen song now as you hear it think of those with Hashimoto’s.
Thank you for all the great responses you warm the cockles of my heart do hearts have cockles or have I got the wrong end?
Love
Lollyxoxox
well i can certainly say i have had the privilege to hear you sing, to me, and you not only have a talent to write but also a beautiful, sexy voice with your accent! i can’t wait to hear you sing all your thytunes. i’ll do what i can to help you get that worked out so everyone can hear you sing your thytunes. you’re gonna blow everyone right out of the park!
Lori your so sweet it was a pelasure to sing this one to you as it was joint effort in choosing a song, we thought it was impossible to change just like ahsi’s this tune was up and down so it is so apt.
Sexy voice hahaha now you’re gonna get everyone inquisitive. We will get it done and heard and maybe an album who knows.
Love you thysis.
I know this was not an easy song but you did it. It blew me away when I heard it. It just shows your talent even more to be able to make a thytune out of such an amazing song! This one really stays with ya, it’s still in my head!
A Thytune Album, now that will be great!
♥lori
Hahaha!! Now that’s tune-worthy. I’d love to see you do a voice over and put it up on YouTube. -Your fellow Hashitmoto’s Thysista
You have always been the most brilliant thytunes writer EVER!!! Adore you my LollyLol!!!
xxoo
PhillyGurl working on putting something together so you can all rock to the thytunes.After wrting this one it ws in my head for days just one of those tunes you can;t shake off. just like Hashi’s.
Melly Mel why thank you good to see you back can you sing?
Hope you had a good trip missed ya.
Lollyxoxox
I love the song…Thank you..
Thank you faith glad you all enjoyued this head banging thytune.
Lori thanks for the link I am working on getting soemthing together may need some help though if i get stuck.
Lolly
Having Hashimoto’s truly sucks but just reading these lyrics put a smile on my face. I will remember this song and sing it repeatedly when I’m having a low day like today. All the best to you and my entire thyfamily!!! 🙂