Exactly who is the Grasshopper?
Dear Catherine,
Your Thyroid here. This is a long overdue goodbye. I know you were probably wondering if you would ever hear from me again and I don’t have any excuse at all for being silent for so long. The only thing that I can say in my defense is that I just wasn’t prepared to be totally removed from your life. The last I heard they were planning on leaving half of me with you. I was as stunned as you were to find out that I had cancer and had to be totally removed from your body. It was quite a shock waking up in that cold steel pan in the hospital; and you don’t even want to know how it felt to get cut up “for research” and tossed out like an old shoe. Anyway, I do want to say sorry for leaving you like that, even though I had no control.
Enough about me! What about you? Did getting rid of me cure your cancer? Is it hell living without a Thyroid? All modesty aside, I am a pretty damn important part of the body and nobody messes with me without consequences. How’s the aftermath? Seriously, I’m sorry I let you down, but I’m thankful that your GP has such good fingers and found those nodes. You didn’t have any symptoms and I was still working just fine. But it would have been just a matter of time before I would have started giving you a lot of trouble. So I hate to admit it, but all things considered you are better off without me. Well just because I’m gone, I won’t forget about you. Give me a shout if you get the chance. I’d like to hear how you’re getting along.
Fondly,
Your absent Thyroid
Tags: Dear Thyroid Letters, thyroid cancer, thyroid cancer community, thyroid cancer forum, thyroid cancer patient feelings, thyroid cancer patient letters, thyroid cancer support, thyroid cancer treatment, Thyroidectomies
Follow Dear Thyroid on Twitter/@DearThyroid | See our Facebook Page | Become a Fan on Facebook | Join our Facebook Group
You Can Create a Dear Thyroid Profile and share with friends!
Reader Feedback
3 Responses to “Exactly who is the Grasshopper?”
Leave a Reply to HDinOregon
Comments are moderated in an effort to control spam. If you have a previously approved Comment, this one should go right through. Thanks for your patience!
Catherine I love this letter! I think you really explained the whole process so well. I do hope you are doing well. I think it is wonderful that your Dr. checked this without you having to start with symptoms!
Bravo to the Dr.! {rare form}
Take care now, keep in touch, xo Linny
Great letter. I love letters from our thyroids, makes us think just a little bit differently.
Be well,
Amanda
Wonderful letter!
HD