Yes, Men Do Get Thyroid Cancer, You Didn’t Know?
Go to hell, thank you that is all.
Why didn’t you tell me you were cancerous? If we could have gotten on the same page last year this upcoming surgery would not be so big and bad and scary as all hell.
Do you really need to invade my larynx and poke around the old esophagus? I feed you, the food going down my throat should hold no appeal! NONE! Now if I have to get a feeding tube you will be cut off for real!
Oh yes, did I mention the part about you getting cut out? You got it buddy, you are getting the boot, THE BOOT!
In these remaining two weeks that we are together you can’t do any more damage, so I feel as though I can tell it like it is. You get cancerous and jack me all up, I go and pay big money to have some guy cut you out.
I will have a pretty sweet scar, though that my wife gets to look at everyday. Maybe you and her gallbladder got together and had a scar planning session, one for her tummy and one for my neck.
My boys may not remember daddy without the scar that goes from his ear to the other side of his neck. I think I will tell them its from my days fighting pirates with the French foreign legion.
You have much to answer for thyroid. Enjoy your time with the parathyroids, bastard.
-Written by: Mooncat
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