Only the Glandely (thytune) by Lolly Orbitol
Dum dum dum, dummy I feel
Ooh yay, yay, what’s the deal
Oh oh oh, oh oh ah
Only the Glandely, only the Glandely
Only the Glandely
(Dum dum dum, dummy doo why)
Knows the way I feel tonight
(Ooh yay, yay, wanna die)
Only the Glandely
(Dum dum dum, dummy am I)
Knows this feeling ain’t right
(Dum dum dum, dummy oh my)
There goes my bowels, there goes my heart
They’re going faster, hope I don’t fart
But only the Glandely knows why I cry
Only the Glandely
Dum dum dum, dummy fast beat
Ooh yay, yay, intensive heat
Oh oh oh, oh oh ah
Only the Glandely, only the Glandely
Only the Glandely
(Dum dum dum, dummy doo shite)
Knows the hardtimes, I’ve been through
(Ooh yay, yay, that’s right)
Only the Glandely
(Dum dum dum, dummy Doctor)
Knows how to lie to you
(Dum dum dum, dummy Fucker)
Maybe tomorrow, you want to Dance
No more sorrow but that’s the chance
You’ve got to take, if your Glandely heart aches
Only the Glandely
(Dum dum dum, dummy doo Lally)
By Lolly
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Bio A new thytune for all you hyperthyroid/Graves out there, this one is for you. You’ll understand exactly what I am singing about I nearly ended up like Roy Orbison wearing permanent dark shades.
Only the Glandely (thytune) by Lolly Orbitol
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4 Responses to “Only the Glandely (thytune) by Lolly Orbitol”
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That is just too funny! Love it! I still wear permanent dark shades : )
Thank you Lisa glad you loved it and found the humour in it, sorry that your are having to wear dark shades. LDN helped me with my eye disease.
Lolly
Love it! x
Thanks jazzyjen x