Wait, You’re Kicking My Ass? Huh? Say It Isn’t So
Thyroid, you have weird cravings.
Must eat tamales!
I am fog machine
Here to cloud your mind and soul
It is my duty
They started again:
Nightmares! Sawing! Chop my neck!
Terror! Wake in screams!
Doggy thinks I’m sad
No walk. Too tired. I just can’t.
Gives me wagging licks.
Night owl, I can’t sleep
Too hot; fidget, it’s sunrise
Call in “sick” to work.
By, Mike @Mind_Static
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