DEAR THYROID^TM

(spoken)

Y’ Know, every now and then

Someone special comes into your life

Helpful and kind

One hell of a thyrella

A heart as big as New York City

Her inner beauty so damn pretty

Yeah I’m taking about you “Thyroid Mary”

So I’m gonna take the beginning of this thytune

And do it nice and easy

Then I’m gonna do the finish hard

This is the way we do “Thyroid Mary”

And we’re rolling, rolling, rolling on About.com

Listen to this story now.

I wanted to help people just like me

Give them the Knowledge so they could see

And I found I lost many hours of sleep

Worrying about all of my thyroid Peep

Big wheel keeps on turning

Thyroid Mary keeps on burning

Cos she’s rolling rolling

Rolling on About.com

Supporting my thyamily on Facebook

Listing good Doctors go and take a look

Being a patient advocate is no easy task

You’ll never find the answers unless you ask

Big wheel keeps on turning

Thyroid Mary keeps on burning

Cos she’s rolling rolling

Rolling on About.com

[repeat song from here once, Now it gets  hard]

I wanted to help people just like me

Give them the Knowledge so they could see

And I found I lost many hours of sleep

Worrying about all of my thyroid peeps.

Big wheel keeps on turning

Thyroid Mary keeps on burning

Cos she’s rolling rolling

Rolling on About.com

Supporting my thyamily on Facebook

Listing good Doctors go and take a look

Being a patient advocate is no easy task

You’ll never find the answers unless you ask

Big wheel keeps on turning

Thyroid Mary keeps on burning

Cos she’s rolling rolling

Rolling on About.com

If you go onto my About.com

I bet you’re gonna find some people like you

No need to worry, I’m never in a hurry

Always  have time for my thyroid peep

Big wheel keeps on turning

Thyroid Mary keeps on burning

Cos she’s rolling rolling

Rolling on About.com

By Lolly

—From Lolly—

Dedicated to Mary Shoman good friend and Thyroid patient advocate, you’ve helped so many thyroid patients over the years and this is my way of saying thank you. From all of us at Dear Thyroid we Love you. And I’ve kept it clean. No easy fete I can tell you, nearly put the doggies poop in it.

—From Dear Thyroid—

Dearest Mary Shomon, because of you, we thyroid patients are educated and empowered to be our own patient advocates. Your tireless work as an advocate, thyroid coach, author and columnist, and so much more, is appreciated times infinity! We love you. We respect you. We can’t say enough wonderful things about what you do for all of us. But for you, we’d be scrambling in the dark with no answers, no health plans and no sense of  how to achieve wellness.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Love,

Dear Thyroid – We are all your biggest fans.

Tags: big wheels keep on turnin song, paying homage to thyroid patient advocate Mary Shomon, thyroid humor, thyroid songs, thyroid tunes, written by Lolly Jolly

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