‘Dear Thyroid Letters’ Archives
Wait, You’re Kicking My Ass? Huh? Say It Isn’t So
Eat enchiladas! Thyroid, you have weird cravings. Must eat tamales! I am fog machine Here to cloud your mind and soul It is my duty They started [Read] | 2 responses.
This Girl Isn’t Going to the Grave
Dear Kelsey's Thyroid, I'm sick and tired of you controlling my life. Let me live one day without wanting to sleep every minute I'm awake. One day. I would be so grateful. But no, you [Read] | 9 responses.
Sorry doesn’t live here anymore
Dear Thyroid, There I was, thinking about the next thing in my life I would have to “Kindly” drop from my schedule, because of you. How many is it now? I’ve lost count. [Read] | 6 responses.
When I Dream, I’m Healthy, When I’m Awake, I’m Not
Dear Thyroid, Last night I had the most amazing dream. It felt so real – the sensations in it were tangible – I would have sworn it was reality. I dreamt I was fit and [Read] | 10 responses.
Dear Thyroid Depression, You Suck and I Hate You
Dear Thyroid, Today a college friend posted on Facebook about being on antidepressants. I never knew that she had a malfunctioning brain that gave her bad moods, so I sent her a [Read] | 6 responses.
From Hate to Love, An Imperfect ThyMarriage
Dear Thyroid, We only have a few short hours left together. It’s strange, I have cursed you for the last 18 months of my life, and today I feel I need to thank you. Thank you, [Read] | one response.
Da-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Bat Thyroid
Dear Thyroid, So busted! In 2009, I had an MRI of my cervical spine to investigate a mild case of a wonderful little autoimmune disease called ankylosing spondylitis. Turns out, [Read] | 5 responses.
Thy-story – An Open Letter To My OB/GYN
Dr. "Jerkface", You may not remember me, since we only spoke in your office for ten or fifteen minutes a few months ago, but my name is Kelly Sangree. I came to the "Lady Parts" [Read] | 7 responses.
Only the Glandely (thytune) by Lolly Orbitol
Dum dum dum, dummy I feel Ooh yay, yay, what's the deal Oh oh oh, oh oh ah Only the Glandely, only the Glandely Only the Glandely (Dum dum dum, dummy doo why) Knows the [Read] | 4 responses.
Gland Warfare at the Intersection, Hypertriglyceridemia Blvd and IWinBitch Lane
Dear Thyroid, I feel fantastic! Oh, and I just got my most recent blood work results back, too. TSH is running low. Doc thinks you're overmedicated and wants to drop it down [Read] | 5 responses.