Dear Thyroid™ � Dear Thyroid Teen Letters

Making a Deal with A Couch Potato

Dear Thyroid — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:44:42 +0000

Dear Thyroid, Why is it that you regularly insult me with your blurs and your blanks? Why is it that you seem to think it fun to leave me in an endless staring state while, I am trying to do something useful? Why is it: Moan, moan, moan. I hear you criticize my blaming of [...]

HashiKissMyAssOtos Disease

Dear Thyroid — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:26:19 +0000

Dear Thyroid, I am 19, an age that’s supposed to be one of the most memorable of my life. I should be starting university, going out with my friends, having my first relationships, starting an independent life on my own, and generally enjoying life… except I can’t. Because of you, ever since I was 15, [...]

Superman & Co. Run Wild In Airspace; Oh, wait, I forgot, That’s Too Original!

Dear Thyroid — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:29:45 +0000

Dear Thyroid, Since you were caught red-handed in the act of doing absolutely nothing (completely against the rules of bodily functions) last year, your new food (namely Levothyroxine) has been attempting to revitalize your will-power and muscles. The response, in terms of your non-reactiveness, told to me by a highly qualified professional, Blood Test (I [...]

Thypunzel, The Dragon

Dear Thyroid — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:36:46 +0000

Dear Thyroid, What’s the latest with you besides being a lazy ass? You know it’s 2AM and because you’re winning, I’m still awake. Not because I’m cramming for a test, or I was out with friends or a boyfriend, for that matter, probably your fat ass looks just as big as my 38D boobs, protruding [...]