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Marco Thylo February Searches: Back Ordered Blood For Reals

Dear Thyroid — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:13:40 +0000

Marco Thylo is a thyroid humor column based on the searches Dear Thyroid came up on for the previous month, written by, Joanna Isbill and Katie Schwartz. We do fly in some news at the bottom of each post when we have news. So, there’s that. Joanna Isbill Jokes about the thyroid: We LOVE jokes [...]

Marco Thylo: Thyperimenirific Entries

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:45:15 +0000

Mary Shomon will be voting for her favorite Thygraphs. Winners will receive a copy of Mary’s new book, The, Menopause Thyroid Solution, and will, be announced in next week’s Marco Thylo! , Thank you to everyone for your fantastic submissions, each is a treasure, funny, clever as hell, irreverent, erotic, endearing and flawless, just like [...]

Marco Thylo and… Thyperimenirific Contest

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:40:45 +0000

This week’s Marco Thylo is thyperimenirific. We’ve partnered with Mary Shomon for our first official Thygraph contest. The winners will receive a free copy of Mary’s new book, “The Menopause Thyroid Solution“. And, and, and, Mary will be choosing the winners! Wait, it gets better. Because Mary values humor as much as we do at [...]

Marco Thylo: A Day Late, Hopefully Not A Dollar Short

Katie Schwartz — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:11:12 +0000

Often, when I write, I refer to a quote by one of my favorite authors, Charles Bukowski, “What matters most is how well you walk through the fire”. After reading it as a freshman in college, it’s been a relevant, almost desperate fixture in my life. Over the years, I’ve autopsied each word, believing in [...]

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Katie Schwartz — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:12:34 +0000

This has been a hell of a week, great searches and lots of reflective moments. Before we delve into the funny, indulge “Thy x 4″ for a few moments, please. You might not like the stock you’re made of. I don’t. I used to. Before I got Graves’ disease and Graves’ Opthalmopathy and learned that [...]

Marco Thylo, Thyroid Humor Column

Katie Schwartz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:35:56 +0000

Marco Thylo posts are the farcical searches that bring up Dear Thyroid for reasons we can’t explain, and don’t really give a shit about — they amuse us. Before delving into our thyearches of the week, I wanted to share a few things… Thanks to your moxie, irreverence, rage, joy, sorrow and grittiness, woven into [...]

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Katie Schwartz — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:00:37 +0000

Going through this week’s Dear Thyroid searches felt like sifting through 4AM sorda-porn on cable. Or, dial-an-ass on network television, again at 4AM. A la, cue the frisky, transparently thin blonde lying on her (wildly inappropriate canopy) bed, talking on the phone while twisting a looooooong (ever heard of innuendo or irony) cord, through her [...]

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Katie Schwartz — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:29:34 +0000

This week’s searches were short and bizarre. I found myself thinking, Say what?! Ellen thyroid and you – Great name for a talk show, right? Raw pork thyroid: Is your plan to rub raw pork on your neck and hope it penetrates and heals, your thyroid gland? Or, do you plan to mainline pork into [...]

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Katie Schwartz — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:14:14 +0000

On Twitter and Facebook, we asked our dear readers if they wanted to come up with a name for this column. Thanks to Yodat’s thylliance, we now have a name, Marco Thylo. Thank you, Yodat. We would like to send you an @DearThyroid T-shirt. Please email Katie for details. To the rest of our Thyrella [...]

Dear Thyroid Thearches, PS: This Column Really Needs a Thytle

Katie Schwartz — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:38:15 +0000

Hello Dear Thyroidians; Stay tuned, we’ve got some exciting news we’ll be spilling in the next week or so. As much I’d love to provide a philosophical or insightful intro, I got nothin’ today, must be in thytard mode. Onto this week’s searches Dear Thyroid came up on. As always, I have not changed the [...]