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		<title>Marco Thylo February Searches: Back Ordered Blood For Reals</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dear Thyroid</dc:creator>
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Marco Thylo is a thyroid humor column based on the searches Dear Thyroid came up on for the previous month, written by, Â Joanna Isbill and Katie Schwartz. We do fly in some news at the bottom of each post when we have news. So, there&#8217;s that.
Joanna Isbill

Jokes about the thyroid: We LOVE jokes about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo&#8230; Is Back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Thanks to Joanna Isbill, we&#8217;re bringing Marco Thylo back; our thyroid humor column. The name  â€śMarco Thylo&#8220;Âť was coined by @HypoGirl.
On the first Saturday of every month, Joanna Isbill and I will be writing Marco Thylo. We&#8217;ll be taking the top 10 searches from the previous month and writing our snarky responses. Why? Because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Human Condition Or Is That The Human Thydition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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http://thyroid.about.com/od/thyroidbasicsthyroid101/ss/top-thyroid-stories-2000-2009.htm
Beth Orton is a beloved singer of mine. One of my favorite songs that she wrote is called &#8220;Sweetest Decline&#8221;. One of the lyrics has always made me think, it&#8217;s something I recite to myself and others often.
&#8220;What are regrets? They&#8217;re just lessons we haven&#8217;t learned yet&#8221;
Written by Katie Schwartz


This week, in asking as many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo Thygiving And Glanding Along, Let&#8217;s Dish!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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To our American readers, Happy Thygiving. may your thyroids gland calmly in the canyon today.
Before we get started, that sounds so seminaree, please pardon the rather jacked font issues we&#8217;re having on the site. I think the site&#8217;s hyperthyroid. One day, the font is Georgia, the next it&#8217;s Times New Roman. We are in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo Are You Thytarded?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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Recently, it occurred to me just how many parallels there are in our &#8220;real&#8221; lives that intersect our diseases.
For example, we&#8217;ve been having issues with our .org email addresses. I can receive .org email, but I can&#8217;t respond via .org. This makes me feel constipated, like my intestines are stockpiling shit and my puckered rectum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo Change In The Gland Canyon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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Speaking for myself, embracing change is difficult. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, it&#8217;s impossible, especially if change is forced upon me; than I can be a no-joke snatch-stick on wheels. Like when I was diagnosed with Graves&#8217; disease. That&#8217;s another story for another day, isn&#8217;t it? Being a chronic duality, of course, outside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo The Winner of the Scary Endo Yarn Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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As you know, last week we decided to run the scariest endo yarn contest. Instead of voting, which we usually do, because my dad came up with the &#8220;Lightbulb&#8221; contest and he&#8217;s such an advocate for Dear Thyroid, we asked him to chose the winner.
From my dad, a fabulous father indeed: The winner is Bee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Winner of the Lightbulb Marco Thylo Contest Is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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Halloween is upon us. I happen to love Halloween. Because I have Graves&#8217; Opthalmopathy and I&#8217;m a sphere on mini-stilts (5&#8242;4), I am a walking costume. I can go to parties, if I choose to, as a pissed off Graves&#8217; disease patient. I can work my fat rolls hard and poppin&#8217; lady balls, word!
To celebrate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo Entries for the Lightbulb Win a T-Shirt Contest</title>
		<link>http://dearthyroid.org/marco-thylo-entries-for-the-lightbulb-win-a-t-shirt-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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When I wrote last week&#8217;s Marco Thylo, I was riding the snatch express, venting, lamenting and ranting my guts out. After reading everyone&#8217;s entries (punch lines) to the question, How many women and, or men with thyroid disease or thyroid cancer does it take to change a light bulb?, I was so busy laughing my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marco Thylo Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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Before we begin, I should tell you that I boarded the Snatch Express about a week ago. Oh, that&#8217;s a lie &#8212; more like a month ago. Anyhoodle, I was able to hop on at the intersection we&#8217;ve all visited, FuckMyThyroid Lane and PleaseFuckMyDoctorsRectumsWithTrollsDrippingInHPV Way.
Until I&#8217;m able to get off the train, sadly, I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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