Posts Tagged ‘Dear Thyroid Letters’
From One Thyroid To Another, Please Do Me This One Favor, Please
Dear Thymon, My Thyroid: Thanks for your letter to me. I didn't know how you felt. Maybe we can call a truce. I said MAYBE! I really need you to do something for me first. [Read] | 15 responses.
I'm Too Young For This Shit, Thyroid!
Dear Thyroid, Just over two years I've been sick but the doctor's only established recently that it was you. I never understood why I woke up feeling like shit every single day, so even [Read] | 12 responses.
Tell Me, Dear Thyroid, Is Our Issue, Nature or Nurture?
Dear Thyroid, **sigh**, Where do I start?, Okay, it's not your fault. I know that, and I don't blame you. I blame United Nuclear Corporation for contaminating our drinking [Read] | 12 responses.
Oh, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie…
Dear Jackie: Why are you so mad at me?, , I don't mean to be bad, it just happens. You see, I'm crazy. I probably got that way from all the crazy stuff you did when you were [Read] | 18 responses.
Thyrageous
Dear Thyroid, I have no idea what the hell your problem is, but you are ruining my life. Six months ago, I was sitting in a movie theatre with friends, enjoying my healthy life and [Read] | 29 responses.
Thy Cracky
Dear Thyroid, First of all, I DO have to say that yesterday; the 4th of July was a lovely day. I spent the day with a friend drinking strong iced coffee, and then visiting several [Read] | 11 responses.
Me Jane, You Thyroid, I Win
Dear thyroid, YOU are a co-conspirator. You are an enabler. When my mother died in '96, I stayed depressed for months, unable to recover or understand why. Little did I know it [Read] | 19 responses.
Thyreeeeezing
Dear Thyroid, When everyone else complains about the heat... when everyone else snickers at us when we go to bed... when the whole rest of the world just won't understand... you are [Read] | 3 responses.
Thyck You, Thyroid!
Dear Joyce's Thyroid, Let's just get this out of the way. Screw you. You have screwed me in ways that I never thought possible. I am now going to doctor number 5 trying to [Read] | 29 responses.
Goi-Ter-Hell, Thyroid
Dear Thyroid, Why the hell did you pick this time in my life to make your presence known? Not only was I happy and content in my life before you showed up, but I didn't have to plan [Read] | 2 responses.