Posts Tagged ‘Dear Thyroid Letters’
If At First You Don’t Succeed
Dear Thyroid; Wednesday was a swell day. No, really, it was.... until I got to the doctor's office, and found out due to the size of my tumor, the level of my cancer, my age, blah [Read] | 2 responses.
Why Did I Wait So Long?
Dear Thyroid, What the fuck did I ever do to you? You are a sneaky little bastard, sneaking up on me like this. Today's visit was the first step, damn you. Tomorrow we will take [Read] | one response.
New Endodatable
Dear Thyroid; Tomorrow is a big day for us. We're going to meet with Dr. Braunstein for a day of tests, tests and more tests. Oh joy. Katie, stop being negative. Okay. For those [Read] | no responses.
Keeping it in The Family
Dear Thyroid: I swear that, like a cold sore, I caught my cancer from my cousin, MB. She got it first, and, because she gave me everything from measles to a bitchy attitude, she [Read] | no responses.
I’m in a Conundrum, We Need to Talk
Dear Thyroid; How are you? That's kind of rhetorical. However, I do appreciate your time. So, there's that; my approach. Respectful right? Lemme tell ya, doll, it ain't easy. At [Read] | no responses.
I’ve Kept This Under Lock and Key in My Soul
Dear Thyroid; I have hypothyroidism. I was diagnosed in 2006. But let's turn the calendar back to 1999. Up until that point, I had been a normal, healthy, if obese, 17 year old girl [Read] | no responses.
My Anniversary
Dear Thyroid; Hard to believe it's been two years. Two years since I drove myself to the hospital. Two years since I was alone and scared, sitting and waiting for them to take me [Read] | no responses.
I Kind of Hate You
Dear Thyroid, I'm not even sure you are still alive, but I feel that I must try to speak to you. It's been 17 long years, and it's crazy to keep this grudge going. We were so close [Read] | no responses.
I’m Sorry And I Miss You
Dear Thyroid I feel bad, like it's all my fault, you know, that you had to leave. Back when I was in Jr. High and High School I virtually pushed you over the edge with all that [Read] | no responses.
The Shame
Dear Thyroid; Thanks for your time, I appreciate it. I have written you so many hate letters in the past 6 years. The first three years, I was writing to something that was [Read] | no responses.