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Marco Thylo Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:53:53 +0000

Before we begin, I should tell you that I boarded the Snatch Express about a week ago. Oh, that’s a lie — more like a month ago. Anyhoodle, I was able to hop on at the intersection we’ve all visited, FuckMyThyroid Lane and PleaseFuckMyDoctorsRectumsWithTrollsDrippingInHPV Way. Until I’m able to get off the train, sadly, I’ll [...]

Marco Thylo: Thyperimenirific Entries

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:45:15 +0000

Mary Shomon will be voting for her favorite Thygraphs. Winners will receive a copy of Mary’s new book, The, Menopause Thyroid Solution, and will, be announced in next week’s Marco Thylo! , Thank you to everyone for your fantastic submissions, each is a treasure, funny, clever as hell, irreverent, erotic, endearing and flawless, just like [...]

Marco Thylo and… Thyperimenirific Contest

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:40:45 +0000

This week’s Marco Thylo is thyperimenirific. We’ve partnered with Mary Shomon for our first official Thygraph contest. The winners will receive a free copy of Mary’s new book, “The Menopause Thyroid Solution“. And, and, and, Mary will be choosing the winners! Wait, it gets better. Because Mary values humor as much as we do at [...]

Marco Thylo: A Day Late, Hopefully Not A Dollar Short

Katie Schwartz — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:11:12 +0000

Often, when I write, I refer to a quote by one of my favorite authors, Charles Bukowski, “What matters most is how well you walk through the fire”. After reading it as a freshman in college, it’s been a relevant, almost desperate fixture in my life. Over the years, I’ve autopsied each word, believing in [...]

Marco Thylo, Thyroid Humor Column

Katie Schwartz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:35:56 +0000

Marco Thylo posts are the farcical searches that bring up Dear Thyroid for reasons we can’t explain, and don’t really give a shit about — they amuse us. Before delving into our thyearches of the week, I wanted to share a few things… Thanks to your moxie, irreverence, rage, joy, sorrow and grittiness, woven into [...]

Marco Thylo

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:29:34 +0000

This week’s searches were short and bizarre. I found myself thinking, Say what?! Ellen thyroid and you – Great name for a talk show, right? Raw pork thyroid: Is your plan to rub raw pork on your neck and hope it penetrates and heals, your thyroid gland? Or, do you plan to mainline pork into [...]

Marco Thylo First Installation

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:18:35 +0000

Hi, it’s me, Katie Schwartz. I have Graves’ disease and Graves Opthalmopathy. Hot, right? Don’t be jealous. And don’t be hatin’ Hyper’s, yo! How are you? Welcome to the first installation of “Tales From Thyietnam”. This will be an ongoing column. I say ongoing loosely, as it really depends on my Thymentia. If I remember [...]