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Marco Thylo February Searches: Back Ordered Blood For Reals

Dear Thyroid — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:13:40 +0000

Marco Thylo is a thyroid humor column based on the searches Dear Thyroid came up on for the previous month, written by, Joanna Isbill and Katie Schwartz. We do fly in some news at the bottom of each post when we have news. So, there’s that. Joanna Isbill Jokes about the thyroid: We LOVE jokes [...]

Marco Thylo… Is Back!

Dear Thyroid — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:08:38 +0000

Thanks to Joanna Isbill, we’re bringing Marco Thylo back; our thyroid humor column. The name “Marco Thylo“ was coined by @HypoGirl. On the first Saturday of every month, Joanna Isbill and I will be writing Marco Thylo. We’ll be taking the top 10 searches from the previous month and writing our snarky responses. Why? Because [...]

Thyrants and Glandside Adventures

Dear Thyroid — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:52:20 +0000

Thyrants for the Week Facebook/Twitter Ana Prpic:, I don’t know which is worse, for weeks I was sleeping 9,10, 11 hours and still was tired, past few days I sleep 5 or 6 hours and have so much trouble falling asleep. It’s both sad and funny Anita Roberts:, I’m all over the damn place right [...]

Marco Thylo Thygiving And Glanding Along, Let’s Dish!

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:39:26 +0000

To our American readers, Happy Thygiving. may your thyroids gland calmly in the canyon today. Before we get started, that sounds so seminaree, please pardon the rather jacked font issues we’re having on the site. I think the site’s hyperthyroid. One day, the font is Georgia, the next it’s Times New Roman. We are in [...]

Marco Thylo Are You Thytarded?

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:48:50 +0000

Recently, it occurred to me just how many parallels there are in our “real” lives that intersect our diseases. For example, we’ve been having issues with our .org email addresses. I can receive .org email, but I can’t respond via .org. This makes me feel constipated, like my intestines are stockpiling shit and my puckered [...]

Marco Thylo The Winner of the Scary Endo Yarn Is

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:21:25 +0000

As you know, last week we decided to run the scariest endo yarn contest. Instead of voting, which we usually do, because my dad came up with the “Lightbulb” contest and he’s such an advocate for Dear Thyroid, we asked him to chose the winner. From my dad, a fabulous father indeed: The winner is [...]

The Winner of the Lightbulb Marco Thylo Contest Is…

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:47:33 +0000

Halloween is upon us. I happen to love Halloween. Because I have Graves’ Opthalmopathy and I’m a sphere on mini-stilts (5’4), I am a walking costume. I can go to parties, if I choose to, as a pissed off Graves’ disease patient. I can work my fat rolls hard and poppin’ lady balls, word! To [...]

Marco Thylo Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:53:53 +0000

Before we begin, I should tell you that I boarded the Snatch Express about a week ago. Oh, that’s a lie — more like a month ago. Anyhoodle, I was able to hop on at the intersection we’ve all visited, FuckMyThyroid Lane and PleaseFuckMyDoctorsRectumsWithTrollsDrippingInHPV Way. Until I’m able to get off the train, sadly, I’ll [...]

Marco Thylo: Thyperimenirific Entries

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:45:15 +0000

Mary Shomon will be voting for her favorite Thygraphs. Winners will receive a copy of Mary’s new book, The, Menopause Thyroid Solution, and will, be announced in next week’s Marco Thylo! , Thank you to everyone for your fantastic submissions, each is a treasure, funny, clever as hell, irreverent, erotic, endearing and flawless, just like [...]

Marco Thylo and… Thyperimenirific Contest

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:40:45 +0000

This week’s Marco Thylo is thyperimenirific. We’ve partnered with Mary Shomon for our first official Thygraph contest. The winners will receive a free copy of Mary’s new book, “The Menopause Thyroid Solution“. And, and, and, Mary will be choosing the winners! Wait, it gets better. Because Mary values humor as much as we do at [...]