Posts Tagged ‘thyroid cancer patient letters’
STUPID THYROID: A BREAK-UP LETTER
DEAR THYROID. Ever since you left me and started acting stupid, I honestly have two things to tell you: 1. You were an ungrateful before that didn't appreciate the love and warmth [Read] | 4 responses.
Dear Thyroid – Joke’s on you!
Dear Thyroid, So it seems you thought, you could just go ahead and take over my body. Growing your cancer where no one could find you while packing on the pounds, weakening my knees [Read] | 7 responses.
A Thyroid Fairy, A Surgeon and a Patient Walk into an Operating Room
Dear Thyroid, My apologies, I gave you not a thought for more than 50 years. Until you began protruding from my neck, I took you for granted. When we finally were introduced, they [Read] | 11 responses.
Dearly Departed Thyroid, We are Gathered Here Today
Dearly Departed Thyroid, When I think about you, I feel bitter, angry, resentful, and grateful. In hindsight, I didn’t expect you to completely change my life. I wish I knew [Read] | 2 responses.
Come on Thyroid, it’s not you – it’s me!
Dear Thyroid - I realize you are probably a little bit mad, since I threw you out in August. I admit, it was a hasty decision. You had cancer, and well, I just couldn't deal with [Read] | 4 responses.
The Legend of the Butterfly
There is a Native American legend that says, "If you have a secret wish, capture a butterfly and whisper your wish to it. Since butterflies cannot speak, your secret is ever safe in [Read] | 11 responses.
From Here to Cancernity
Dear Thyroid Community: Well my doctors found another issue and wanted to explore what it was with my thyroid. As if the possibility of having to face another thyroid diagnosis [Read] | 3 responses.
Exactly who is the Grasshopper?
Dear Catherine, Your Thyroid here. This is a long overdue goodbye. I know you were probably wondering if you would ever hear from me again and I don't have any excuse at all for being [Read] | 3 responses.
A Thyroid Cancer, Thyroid Autoimmune Cautionary Tale
Dear Thyroid, You've been gone 3 1/2 weeks & I don't miss you, though I realize you put up a good fight to make my body work right & wrap yourself around the kinds of cancer [Read] | 8 responses.
To Thyroid Cancer and the Inevitable, Wonderful Misconceptions
Dear Non-Thyroid Patients, Doctors, and Common-Senseless Individuals, I'm going to jump right to the point: Thyroid cancer is NOT "the cancer to have" or "the best cancer" or [Read] | 8 responses.