Posts Tagged ‘Thyroid Family Letters’
Thyridiocy
Dear Thyroid, I am so, so, sorry! I am oh so sorry that it took me so long to throw your lazy ass out of my body!, That's right. You heard me. Like all women in a bad [Read] | 3 responses.
Oh, Dear Thyroid, Can’t We Please Gland Along?!
You'd think I would have started asking for rent already. You know, a monthly fee of some sort to justify the presence of this ugly thing that's living with me; a most unwelcomed [Read] | 15 responses.
Your Thywhipping Bitch, I Am Not
Dear Thyroid, I'm only 23, Dear Thyroid, why now? Our relationship began unexpectedly, and similar to other people's stories, I got fat. And, also, like others, I was not eating [Read] | 28 responses.
You Expect Thygiveness After What You’ve Taken From Me, Seriously?!
Dear Thyroid; I am told you look like a butterfly, fluttering imperceptibly at the base of my neck. I imagine you pretty, delicate, in slightly iridescent shades of pink. Who couldn't [Read] | 20 responses.
Let’s Make A Deal
Dear Thyroid, I really wish you had been more upfront with me. For years I have endured your problems which you denied were your doing. To be fair, YOU didn't deny it, but your [Read] | one response.
You Don’t Gland A Chance!
Dear Thyroid, Did my last letter really encourage you that much?, If so, then rock on!, I say this because I feel like you've kicked it up a bit; that little bit of you that [Read] | 6 responses.
Why Are Family Letters So Damn Important to Dear Thyroid?
Writing this post is nauseating, in that, it strikes a deep, unresolved, butchered, blood soaked, salt laden nerve, thinking about the impact of my disease and our disease, on our [Read] | 7 responses.
Dear Rachel’s Thyroid, You Lose
Dear Rachel's Thyroid, I can't wait to see you go. For all the times you have made my life difficult and have hurt the one I love. Her joy and vigor shall return. You did not know who [Read] | 3 responses.