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Thytune for Thyroid Mary, by Lolly Turner

Dear Thyroid — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:00:50 +0000

(spoken) Y’ Know, every now and then Someone special comes into your life Helpful and kind One hell of a thyrella A heart as big as New York City Her inner beauty so damn pretty Yeah I’m taking about you “Thyroid Mary” So I’m gonna take the beginning of this thytune And do it nice and easy Then I’m gonna [...]

Contest Entry Three by Teri Adkins

Dear Thyroid — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:00:00 +0000

This beautiful contest entry comes to you via Teri Adkins. Please click the image to view a larger version. Cast your vote for Teri in comments. – If you’d like to enter the contest, please check out the deets here. a

Contest Entry Two, Summertime, by Lolly

Dear Thyroid — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:00:51 +0000

A thy-tune for the thyroid blues SUMMERTIME Summertime, And the livin’ ain’t easy Crickets are jumpin’ And the Pollen is high Your Endo’s rich Ain’t no use in lookin’ So hush little lady Don’t you cry One of these mornings You morph into that butterfly Then you’ll spread your wings And you’ll take the [...]

Wait, You’re Kicking My Ass? Huh? Say It Isn’t So

Dear Thyroid — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:00:18 +0000

Eat enchiladas! Thyroid, you have weird cravings. Must eat tamales! I am fog machine Here to cloud your mind and soul It is my duty They started again: Nightmares! Sawing! Chop my neck! Terror! Wake in screams! Doggy thinks I’m sad No walk. Too tired. I just can’t. Gives me wagging licks. [...]

Only the Glandely (thytune) by Lolly Orbitol

Dear Thyroid — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:40:41 +0000

Dum dum dum, dummy I feel Ooh yay, yay, what’s the deal Oh oh oh, oh oh ah Only the Glandely, only the Glandely Only the Glandely (Dum dum dum, dummy doo why) Knows the way I feel tonight (Ooh yay, yay, wanna die) Only the Glandely (Dum dum dum, dummy am I) Knows this [...]

Bad Thyroidkeeping Magazine Cover

Dear Thyroid — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:33:14 +0000

Mary Shomon has passed this on for us to share here at Dear Thyroid, a friend of hers put them together. a

The Bad Housekeeping Thyroid Puzzle

Dear Thyroid — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:24:54 +0000

Mary Shomon has passed this on for us to share here at Dear Thyroid, a friend of hers put them together. a

Oh, Miss Carlton, Here’s your Crossword Puzzle

Dear Thyroid — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:20:28 +0000

Mary Shomon has passed this on for us to share here at Dear Thyroid, a friend of hers put them together. Good Housekeeping, even though you suck in the thyroid department, you’ve given us a lot to laugh about. At your expense, of course. a

My Fellow Thyroidians, Starship Enterprise be Calling

Dear Thyroid — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:00:26 +0000

Dear Thyroidians: I’m not writing to your thyroids, I’m writing directly to you. This is because I need your help to test a scientific hypothesis. I have an idea that I think will help combat global warming. You see, no matter how rocks-melt hot it gets here in Texas, in the summer, my toes remain [...]

Do you know where your thyroid is?

Joanna Isbill — Wed, 25 May 2011 21:57:36 +0000

It’s World Thyroid Awareness Day; do you know where your thyroid is? How many of you have encountered someone who has NO idea what a thyroid is or where it’s located in the body? Sometimes, we need to get back to the basics. So starting today and throughout the rest of the week, we’re challenging [...]