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Royal Thyroid Invitation

Dear Thyroid — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 18:00:27 +0000

Your Thyroid Your Thyroid is commanded by your thy-royal body to invite (Insert name here) To the marriage of His royal thyroidlessness With Miss Synthroid By-Mouth-Once-A-Day at a Hypothyroidal Body on Every Day for the rest of your life Dress: PJ’s, casual, formal, Business Casual, bathing suit, sloppy, neat, fashionista-wear -By Joanne a

EndoMatch.com by Mary Shomon

Dear Thyroid — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:00:42 +0000

CREATED AND WRITTEN BY MARY SHOMON Click on the image to thoroughly enjoy this comedic masterpiece. a

Marco Thylo February Searches: Back Ordered Blood For Reals

Dear Thyroid — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:13:40 +0000

Marco Thylo is a thyroid humor column based on the searches Dear Thyroid came up on for the previous month, written by, Joanna Isbill and Katie Schwartz. We do fly in some news at the bottom of each post when we have news. So, there’s that. Joanna Isbill Jokes about the thyroid: We LOVE jokes [...]

Dial A Disease Wheel Word Mash-Up Game

Dear Thyroid — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:42:30 +0000

Yesterday via Twitter and Facebook, we played a word mash-up game: Whatever your diseases are, combine them into one word. Example: Hashimoto’s + Fibro = Hashibro. Below, you’ll see that the game morphed into a glandly lit-a-thon that included symptoms and issues thyroid patients face, but in word mash-up style. Shan McKenzie Thycolepsy, thytzheimers, thymnesia, [...]

Marco Thylo… Is Back!

Dear Thyroid — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:08:38 +0000

Thanks to Joanna Isbill, we’re bringing Marco Thylo back; our thyroid humor column. The name “Marco Thylo“ was coined by @HypoGirl. On the first Saturday of every month, Joanna Isbill and I will be writing Marco Thylo. We’ll be taking the top 10 searches from the previous month and writing our snarky responses. Why? Because [...]

Marco Thylo Thygiving And Glanding Along, Let’s Dish!

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:39:26 +0000

To our American readers, Happy Thygiving. may your thyroids gland calmly in the canyon today. Before we get started, that sounds so seminaree, please pardon the rather jacked font issues we’re having on the site. I think the site’s hyperthyroid. One day, the font is Georgia, the next it’s Times New Roman. We are in [...]

Marco Thylo Are You Thytarded?

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:48:50 +0000

Recently, it occurred to me just how many parallels there are in our “real” lives that intersect our diseases. For example, we’ve been having issues with our .org email addresses. I can receive .org email, but I can’t respond via .org. This makes me feel constipated, like my intestines are stockpiling shit and my puckered [...]

Marco Thylo Entries for the Lightbulb Win a T-Shirt Contest

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:19:33 +0000

When I wrote last week’s Marco Thylo, I was riding the snatch express, venting, lamenting and ranting my guts out. After reading everyone’s entries (punch lines) to the question, How many women and, or men with thyroid disease or thyroid cancer does it take to change a light bulb?, I was so busy laughing my [...]

Marco Thylo Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:53:53 +0000

Before we begin, I should tell you that I boarded the Snatch Express about a week ago. Oh, that’s a lie — more like a month ago. Anyhoodle, I was able to hop on at the intersection we’ve all visited, FuckMyThyroid Lane and PleaseFuckMyDoctorsRectumsWithTrollsDrippingInHPV Way. Until I’m able to get off the train, sadly, I’ll [...]

Marco Thylo

Katie Schwartz — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:00:37 +0000

Going through this week’s Dear Thyroid searches felt like sifting through 4AM sorda-porn on cable. Or, dial-an-ass on network television, again at 4AM. A la, cue the frisky, transparently thin blonde lying on her (wildly inappropriate canopy) bed, talking on the phone while twisting a looooooong (ever heard of innuendo or irony) cord, through her [...]