Posts Tagged ‘Thyroid patient letters’
Lulay, Lulay, Goodbye and Lulay
(Written by Mike Wilson, Thyroid Patient) O Thyroid Cancer We fight you. Some do not win. Your toll far too high. For those you did slay Fare thee well, to them we [Read] | 7 responses.
An Infinite Number of Monkeys Typing At an Infinite Number of Typewriters Might Not Produce Shakespeare, But They’ll Still Be Ahead of the Insurance Companies and Pharmacies
(Written by Sharen, Thyroid Patient) Dear Thyroid, Happy New Year. You and I have finally WON! Well, let's say we've won the first step, and that is finally getting the insurance [Read] | 25 responses.
My Thylolly Sucks
Written by Lolly (Graves Disease/Hyperthyroidism) My ThyLolly sucks, you made my heart go beat-box. You were as sweet as sugar, you little fucking bugger Ha ho my ThyLolly [Read] | 13 responses.
Taming Of The Thyrew
Written by: Jody Turek (Hypothyroid Patient) Oh glorious gland, knower of all things metabolic. Why do you trouble me so? I get these little glimmers of hope that suddenly disappear [Read] | 11 responses.
My Little Bundle of…Joy?
Dear Thyroid; It's been a while since you've kept me awake at night, and we both know that when you put the toothpicks to my eyelids and prop them open, I do tend to think of you [Read] | 12 responses.
The Worst Wedding Gift in the World
Author: Kristen, Hashimoto's Patient Dear Thyroid, Well, I got married, and you surprisingly didn't make me gain 15 pounds like I had expected right before the wedding. You did, [Read] | 29 responses.
Why Thank You Doctor For Not Listening, I LOVE Not Being Heard
Dear Dr “you're borderline, don't worry" Sherree's thyroid here. You and I are long overdue for a sit-down. I have a few things to say to you - it ain't pretty and I'm not [Read] | 24 responses.
A Swift Kick In The Gland
Written by, Amy Dear Thyroid, If only I knew. If I knew that thyroid disease runs in my family... If I knew what I was doing to my body, ingesting so much gluten and sugar; If I [Read] | 7 responses.
Thyroid To Doctor, It’s Time For A Gland To Gland
Dear Thymon: I swear, eventually you will get me kicked out of a doctor's office. The "normals" with the medical degree don't know any better, so kind of take it easy on them. This [Read] | 11 responses.
Taking No Thyhostages: Watch Out, Thyroid
Dear Thyroid, Who is fragile now? Today I found this website and it turns out YOU are kicking my ass, you fucker. When you became ginormous and I went to all those doctors' years [Read] | 10 responses.