Thyku's By Mike Wilson Take Four

I had P.M.S.
But I am not a woman
Damn you my thyroid!
(Bio) Mike has the nobody-knows-why-type of hypothyroidism for at least the last 9.5 years. He’s only 36 now, but feels 63.
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awwwww Mike…we gals here are with you buddy.Brilliant Thyku too! Sending you healing energy and thoughts,Deb
Another Great thyku Mike.
you all are too funny, but I havent found any humor yet, but maybe it will come after i have my scan and I know Im cancer free…I also have Hypo not hyper, I learned that today, so I gotta read up on the difference…to me its all a pain in the ass…
its hard to forget when there is this ugly scar on your throat…chainsaw neck~
If any of you need any help with emasculating or efeminating (?), I am a trained surgeon and have done both many times (to pets, but the anatomy’s pretty similar, right?). I was late for a first date once because I had been out castrating goats. It makes for a great ice breaker…
And then I must say,
Once again Mike has done it–
Keep up the good work.
Yes Merdema is a good choice of cream. I used bio oil..But your suggestion sounds much better with great results.
Thanks so much Deb! Aren’t Mike’s thyku’s the best?
Here’s one for ya!!!
M.M.S.
I haven’t grown the balls yet but certainly have the beard and moustache.
And I’m a Dame/Broad/Mam/Women call me what you like but please don’t call me Sir!!!!
Damn you thyroid.
Thanks for the lovely support Mrs. Lolly!
My remedy you got to laugh at least once a day.
Good luck Sarina I hope it is positive news for you.
LOVE THE POEM LOLLY. ps: what is the female equivalent of emasculating???
Yes, laugher is the best remedy. At least it helps you to forget…
what is the female equivalent of emasculating???
efeminating. Shaving me thinks? or using an epilator..Certainly not growing balls and then being castrated.
The scar will heal before you know it and fade with time, use some Vit C to rub in it, helps the healing process.
It’s the deeper scars that tasks longer to heal.
I try and think positive thoughts, things will get better.
Yeah, Sarina, we can understand how hard it is for you. We have others who have had the same experience as you who can really offer you good support. The reminder of your disease everyday has just got to be the worst ever.
lol Good one Lolly.
Thanks Lolly. It’s good to know we have people willing to support each other. Thanks for offering Sarina some advice. What about that healing cream, Mederma? Would that help?
I meant to say Vit E not C.
Robyn, I literally laughed out loud when I read that. OMGGGGGGG. You are too much. What did your date say to the goat castration? I bet THAT scared him shitless!
Since I used to do a lot of repro work on horses (which, ahem, involves a rectal exam), my husband says he never was sure if he was safer sleeping on his back or on his stomach…
OMFG Robyn, exactly!!! That is too much!!!!!!