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Hello Lolly

Post Published: 21 December 2009
Category: Dear Thyroid Letters
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Hello Lolly

I said hello, Lolly,……well, hello, Lolly
( I heard you the first time I ain’t deaf )

It’s so nice to have you back where you belong
( And where the hell would that be..)
You’re lookin’ swell, Lolly…….i can tell, Lolly
( Okay so I’ve put on a bit of weight )
You’re still glowin’…you’re still crowin’…you’re still goin’ strong
( No RAI just a sweating, just got this thing stuck in my throat )
I feel that room swayin’……while the band’s playin’
( can’t help having vertigo…nor Tinnitus and,   beat boxing palpitations )
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
( What song was that? remind me again )
So….. take her wrap, fellas…….find her an empty lap, fellas
( Anyone touches my wrap and exposes my buxom body is gonna get more than there lap sat on)
Lolly’ll never go away again
(where have I been, who did I go with and how did I get there?)

I said hello, Lolly,…..well, hello, Lolly
( I know I got a foggy brain but no need to repeat it four fucking times,  )
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong.
( For fuck sake tell me where I’ve been)
You’re lookin’ swell, Lolly…..i can tell, Lolly
( You call me fat one more time, I’ll be telling you who your fucking,  mama was)
You’re still glowin’…you’re still crowin’…you’re still goin’ strong
(No I didn’t just take a shower, nor,  do have a sore throat, and I’m as weak as a kitten)
I feel the room swayin’…while that ole band keeps on playin’
( And now I’m getting fucking dizzy, and for fuck sake shut the fuck up that drum beat is annoying me)
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
( What fucking thong you on about now, you’re making me angry now )
So…golly, gee, fellas….find her an empty knee, fellas
( You having a laugh, if you think I’m sitting on any of those puny knees you got another thing coming)
Lolly’ll never go away….i said she’ll never go away
Lolly’ll never go away again

( I think you might have early signs of Alzheimer’s, you keep repeating yourself I heard you the first fucking, time I ain’t deaf )

bio..Instead of a thyroid letter I thought I would do a song, I so love singing,   when I had my thyroid removed I thought I would never be able to sing properly again, but my voice came back, still can’t hit those high notes like I used to, I sound more like Rod Stewart but that’s sexy!! No.1 Hit for Lolly World Wide W…what can I say I CFS (Can’t fucking sleep).

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26 Responses to “Hello Lolly”

  1. Jody/yodat says:

    LOVES IT!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

    you are awesome!

  2. Lori says:

    You’re the greatest Lolly. That was fabulous…

    Encore, Encore!!!!!!!!

    I would love to hear a “live” version of that. (seriously)I would play it everyday!

  3. dearthyroid says:

    Jody, I love it too! I thought Lolly really kicked this one out of the Thypark

  4. dearthyroid says:

    Robyn; I think you and Lolly should work on a thysong together. Not to be pushy, but two great, irreverent minds who love thysongs would create one hell of a tune.

    I wonder if we can find backdrop instrumental music.

  5. dearthyroid says:

    Right, Lori?! I feel the same way. I could listen to this and Jimi Thyndrix all freakin day. I’d have a laugh and feel less alone.

  6. Lori says:

    I agree Katie, I would love to be able to listen to both of them. Robyn, do you sing also? If you do, you have to record yours. If not, maybe Lollilicious could record them both on MP3 for us?????? That would be so Thycool!

  7. dearthyroid says:


    Lolly/Robyn — What do you say, ladies? Care to share your tunes via MP3?! We’d love to listen.

  8. dearthyroid says:

    Right, Amy?! I think so, too.

    I hope that you submit a Dear Thyroid letter or song when you’re ready.


  9. Bee says:

    that’s my gal—you continue to amaze…..

  10. dearthyroid says:

    Bee, totally agreed. Lolly amazes me, too!


  11. Lolly says:

    Katie, You snuck that one in, defo going to have a No.1 hit for Crimbo.

    Well if you sign up for skype maybe you’ll get to hear me singing it.

    Robyn you up for it? lets get our thyeads on and come up with something.

    I was thinking Katie “The way we Were”…LOL

    Bee where you been I was going to get a search party out for you, but decided just to have the party instead.

    Thank you thyrellas I know your just going to be humming this tune for weeks so think of me when you do. And don’t forget it will be in the stores as from tomorrow so get your copy now I hear all the endocriminologist’s are queueing to get there’s now no-one told them it’s not out for 12 weeks suckers or should I say fookers..


  12. Chris Prestano says:

    Awesome song!

  13. HD inOregon says:

    BRAVO!!!! {{{{{{{clap, clap, clap}}}}}}}}}

  14. katie says:

    Lollylicious! You and Robyn must re-write YOU DON’T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE. Can you imagine a Thyversion of that tune?!?! I’m head over heals just thinking about it.

  15. katie says:

    HD — Totally agreed!

  16. Lolly says:

    I can’t believe you all loved it that much,I feel like I’ve had a standing ovation, but I know you thycrew would be stitting down peeing your fire resistant pants and daren’t stand up incase someone notices.

    Katie I can bring you flowers can Robyn.

  17. Lori says:

    Believe it LollyGirl! :-)) You did get a standing ovation and you came back out on stage for *3* encore’s.

  18. Robyn says:

    Hey, you don’t sing me love songs….I’m in. I was actually working on a new Thysong just yesterday…
    If I knew how to record an MP3, I would be all over it.

    *flash from the past….K-Tel records presents: Thynspirational Love Thysongs….”

  19. Lori says:

    Robyn, here you go: Free audio editor and recorder. My son has used it and there is version for Mac.


  20. dearthyroid says:

    Har, Lolly.

    I do believe if anyone can bring me flowers, it is you and Robyn BIG TIME. I want my fuckin’ flowers. Just kidding.

  21. dearthyroid says:

    OMG, ROBYN, THAT IS HYSTERICAL. “Thnspirational Love Thysongs”, among other things.

    Even if we can’t record it, we want your song. I would love it of Lolly wrote more songs too, and if you wrote songs together.

    We could start a label. We need a name for our record label. Thyrellas?

  22. dearthyroid says:

    Lori, YOU ROCK!!! Fab-o-dreams. I feel several thyits coming down the pike…

  23. Robyn says:

    Of course when I read this, I saw…

    I feel several tits…

    Ugh. Where is my mind?

    Lori, I totally already have the Audacity software. Never used it to record–will check into this!

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