Taking No Thyhostages: Watch Out, Thyroid
Who is fragile now?
Today I found this website and it turns out YOU are kicking my ass, you fucker. When you became ginormous and I went to all those doctors’ years ago, they made me feel crazy and stupid and suggested that there is nothing I can do but wait for you to give out and then take medicine. One endocrinologist suggested I was bi-polar and needed Lipitor and a new shrink. I guess he’s threatened because you and I both noticed that he doesn’t know crap about the endocrine system and that he had a very large glass animal collection on his desk. Maybe he is the fragile one, not me; or just a loser with a glass animal collection.
Meanwhile, my sleep sucks, my weight – don’t get me started – my other hormones are crapping out and whimpering and preventing me from having a baby, my energy level is passive aggressive, and I’m obsessed with my bathroom habits like I’m a two year old. But wait, I’m not! YOU ARE the passive aggressive obsessive tired weirdo, not me.
Fortunately, there are other smarty hot girls out there who are taking no prisoners and motivating me. Today I say goodbye to gluten to see how you like my first punch! Take that!
(Bio) Who is Leslie? She’s a cooking teacher, consultant; let your inner kid out all day long kind of girl. She lives in Brooklyn, loves to read and swim and cook and be yogic and play on-line boggle. Now that she’s got the news to kick out gluten, you can bet she’ll have some kick ass recipes to post soon. No way will she be forced to eat crapola because there’s one protein trying to rampage through her life.