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Stand By Your Gland Written by Lolly

Post Published: 26 January 2010
Category: Dear Thyroid Letters
This post currently has 13 responses. Leave a comment

Stand by your Gland by Lolly, Graves disease patient

Stand by your gland (by Lolly, Graves Disease Patient)

Sometimes it’s hard being a women

Giving all your love to just one gland

You’ll have bad times

And it’ll have good times.

Doing things that you don’t understand

But if you love it, you’ll forgive it

Even though it’s a fucker to understand

And if you hate it

Try being proud of it

Cause after all it’s just,  your gland.

Stand by your gland

Give it medication to keep it stable

Watch what you put on your table

When nights are cold and you can’t fucking sleep

Stand by your gland

Tell the world you have it

Keep learning all,   that you can

Stand by your gland

Stand by your gland

And show the world you Love it

Keeping sharing all the love you can

Stand by your gland Stand by your GLAND…

Another thylicious tune! Care to add your rhyme or share your thyoughts on thyme? Kidding, I was going for a rhyme. Let Lolly know how you feel about Lolly’s tuneage.

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13 Responses to “Stand By Your Gland Written by Lolly

  1. Robyn says:

    Ha Ha, Lolly,
    You are so funny. I really should use the word fucker more often in my lyrics!

  2. Dear Thyroid says:

    Loved Lolly’s rendition of Stand by your Gland, too. You thyrellas kick ass in the lyrics department!

    We love ‘fucker’


  3. Lolly says:

    Ha must be an over the pond word.

    Robyn I like you keep yours clean I mean who wants to hear profanity on a CD I do..Hands up.

    TY Katie you got there in the end you never cease to amaze me.


  4. ana says:

    I love it! Laughter is the best therapy

  5. amy says:

    Loved it! We should all have this framed somewhere in our house! I am not a big fan of the F bomb but it really works in this! Nice, very well done! And thank you, Lolly!

  6. Joanna says:

    HA HA, this is AWESOME! LOVE IT! Another awesome parody 🙂 What talented thyrellas we have around here.

  7. Kit in St. Louis says:

    I’m a songwriter too, I didn’t know that Robyn and Lolly also indulged! We should jam!

  8. Dear Thyroid says:


    You know what a rauncharella I can be 😉

  9. Dear Thyroid says:

    Ana — SO TRUE! Agreed squared

  10. Dear Thyroid says:

    Amy – so glad you appreciated it, even though you’re not an ‘f’ lover.


  11. Dear Thyroid says:

    Right, Joanna?! I agree with your 3000%

  12. Dear Thyroid says:

    Kit in St. Louis – I expect thyroid song submissions from you, my dear!

    Hoping that we can pull thybum out of our arses.

  13. jeannie says:

    I love this have posted it on my Facebook for all my friends to enjoy (and gain some insight into my hypo condition!)

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