Posts Tagged ‘Dear Thyroid Letters’
Thyroid, Don’t You Take My Man Away From Me
Dear Thyroid, Please, I beg you...PLEASE don't screw this up again! I've met an angel, and you've been behaving, but what if you act up?? This man is a dream, and you could ruin [Read] | 4 responses.
Dear Thyroid, My Official Break-Up Letter
Dear Thyroid, Was it something I said? Something I did? Did we just grow apart? If you only knew how you used make me feel. I’ve been good to you. I’ve stayed fit and [Read] | 4 responses.
Butterfly Bag Contest Entry One, by Missy
Dear thyroid, Most people say "I'm so glad you are gone." Me...not so much. Granted you had cancer and had to go, that I understand. What I don't understand is the fact that you [Read] | 2 responses.
From Hate to Love, An Imperfect ThyMarriage
Dear Thyroid, We only have a few short hours left together. It’s strange, I have cursed you for the last 18 months of my life, and today I feel I need to thank you. Thank you, [Read] | one response.
Thy-story – An Open Letter To My OB/GYN
Dr. "Jerkface", You may not remember me, since we only spoke in your office for ten or fifteen minutes a few months ago, but my name is Kelly Sangree. I came to the "Lady Parts" [Read] | 7 responses.
Mr. Hashimoto, Don’t you see the Graves to your Right
Dear Thyroid; Hi, I’m Natalie (but you can call me Nat!). For the first 17 years of my life, I was living in bliss. You were doing your thing and doing it really well. I was [Read] | 11 responses.
A Whisper. A Word Cancer
Dear Thyroid: On November 5th 2010 (almost 8months now), I went in for a partial thyroidectomy, and came out with a complete thyroidectomy and with my surgeon's words on my ear "Karla [Read] | 7 responses.
Thyroid, You Have Made Me Suffer and Stolen My Life
Dear Thyroid, Oh Thyroid... Where were your shining numbers when I lost almost all my hair? When I had so many bald spots that I had to wear a hat, and I hate hats. But you [Read] | 19 responses.
Thyroid Mad Libs by Pamela
Dear Missing in Thyaction, When I think about you, I feel infuriated. In hindsight, I didn't expect you to completely stop with no forewarning and no backup plan. I wish I knew than [Read] | 2 responses.
Thyroid Mad Libs by Dori
Dearest Darlingest Thyroid-Popsicle (I love whoever understands this reference), When I think about you, I feel mournful. In hindsight, I didn’t expect you to spaz out. I wish I [Read] | one response.