Posts Tagged ‘Dear Thyroid’
Shoulda Coulda Thywooda
Dear Thyroid: I owe you an apology. I am so sorry for not taking care of you. For many years, you forewarned me about needing my help. I would brush off those symptoms and ask you to [Read] | 21 responses.
Marco Thylo: A Day Late, Hopefully Not A Dollar Short
Often, when I write, I refer to a quote by one of my favorite authors, Charles Bukowski, “What matters most is how well you walk through the fire". After reading it as a freshman in [Read] | 17 responses.
I'm Too Young For This Shit, Thyroid!
Dear Thyroid, Just over two years I've been sick but the doctor's only established recently that it was you. I never understood why I woke up feeling like shit every single day, so even [Read] | 12 responses.
A New Thyku For You
doctor says the pill is as good, but thyroid you're irreplaceable alarm clock ringing dreams and hopes for the day but I am out of gas awake at 4:10 running laps around the block my! [Read] | 17 responses.
The Gift Of Graves Disease
Dear Thyroid â€" I've stopped taking my meds. This isn't a surprise. I know you know this. I want to take them. Really, I do. It just seems like too much. [Read] | 24 responses.
Thyku Some might call this a Haiku, at Dear Thyroid, Mike Calls it a Thyku
I once knew your name fog, confusion run amok two plus two is what? twenty-three point five my TSH was that day I was diagnosed looks in the mirror I feel very [Read] | 16 responses.
Tell Me, Dear Thyroid, Is Our Issue, Nature or Nurture?
Dear Thyroid, **sigh**, Where do I start?, Okay, it's not your fault. I know that, and I don't blame you. I blame United Nuclear Corporation for contaminating our drinking [Read] | 12 responses.
What Were You Thyxpecting
Dear Thyroid; Every day, we meet people along the way, who smile and ask "How are you?" Then, they walk away before even listening to your answer. They don't really want to know? They [Read] | 11 responses.
Oh, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie…
Dear Jackie: Why are you so mad at me?, , I don't mean to be bad, it just happens. You see, I'm crazy. I probably got that way from all the crazy stuff you did when you were [Read] | 18 responses.
It Began With A Goiter, And Ended… Never
Dear Thyroid, A long time ago in a land far, far way, a doctor felt my neck and said, “How long have you had this goiter?" Goiter?! Isn't that something old people have?, What [Read] | 22 responses.