Posts Tagged ‘Thyroidectomies’
Are You There, Thyroid? It’s Me, Heather
Dear Thyroid, I am undecided as to whether I miss you or not. Sometimes I think that I would have just rather waited to obliterate you. I felt JUST FINE when you where around, so what [Read] | 17 responses.
Alice in Cancerland
Dear Thyroid, Thanks for making me realize how much ass I was really capable of kicking. I mean, it isn't very often in life that we are offered second chances. Cancer was [Read] | 7 responses.
CuriousThyRoid
Dear thyroid; After years of eating properly, taking vitamins, and working out, you managed to still sneak into my life. You came softly, and then began to show your true self. You [Read] | one response.
Dream A Little Thyroid Cancer Dream
Dear Thyroid, Where did we go wrong? I am sorry I didn't pay much attention to you for 24 years. I am sorry I didnt know what you were in my own body or what you did for my body. [Read] | 6 responses.
STUPID THYROID: A BREAK-UP LETTER
DEAR THYROID. Ever since you left me and started acting stupid, I honestly have two things to tell you: 1. You were an ungrateful before that didn't appreciate the love and warmth [Read] | 4 responses.
Dear Thyroid – Joke’s on you!
Dear Thyroid, So it seems you thought, you could just go ahead and take over my body. Growing your cancer where no one could find you while packing on the pounds, weakening my knees [Read] | 7 responses.
A Thyroid Fairy, A Surgeon and a Patient Walk into an Operating Room
Dear Thyroid, My apologies, I gave you not a thought for more than 50 years. Until you began protruding from my neck, I took you for granted. When we finally were introduced, they [Read] | 11 responses.
Dearly Departed Thyroid, We are Gathered Here Today
Dearly Departed Thyroid, When I think about you, I feel bitter, angry, resentful, and grateful. In hindsight, I didn’t expect you to completely change my life. I wish I knew [Read] | 2 responses.
Come on Thyroid, it’s not you – it’s me!
Dear Thyroid - I realize you are probably a little bit mad, since I threw you out in August. I admit, it was a hasty decision. You had cancer, and well, I just couldn't deal with [Read] | 4 responses.
Exactly who is the Grasshopper?
Dear Catherine, Your Thyroid here. This is a long overdue goodbye. I know you were probably wondering if you would ever hear from me again and I don't have any excuse at all for being [Read] | 3 responses.