Posts Tagged ‘Thyroidectomies’
Rest in Peace, My Dear Thyroid
Dear Thyroid, I am so sorry. I’m sorry that hypothyroidism made you sick and not able to function properly. I’m sorry that I didn’t see your warning signs of severe [Read] | 22 responses.
Who Is Kicking Thyroid Cancer’s Ass Now?!
My thyroid was very, very bad. Tricksy and false. Devious and mean. What a merry chase to finally get it out of me, out of my life. A long and difficult break up. Get gone and stay [Read] | one response.
Cinco De Mayo Brings Brings Reinvention
Dear Thyroid Ghost: Part one of my nightmare is over. I had you removed via total thyroidectomy on Cinco de Mayo (I wanted tequila shots, alas the dilaudid gave me hours of [Read] | 6 responses.
Hey, You, Got an Answer for me? You In The White Shirt, Anything? Somebody? Anybody? Hello, Can You Hear Me?
Dear Thyroid, I can't believe I am writing a letter to an organ; to be exact, an organ in my body, which will be cut out and analyzed in a week. Yet here I am. You have been a [Read] | 5 responses.
I Cannot Change you, but you have Changed Me
Dear Thyroid Cancer, Thank you for showing me how strong I am. Thank you for revealing to me who my real friends really are. Thank you for making me a vessel to get the word out [Read] | 7 responses.
Hopes and Dreams Thyroidectomized by Cancer
Hello Thy-friends, Here we go: There is a Native American legend that says, "If you have a secret wish, capture a butterfly and whisper your wish to it. Since butterflies cannot [Read] | 10 responses.
SNAP: Slower Natural Attitude Process!
Yes, I am currently heated! I have a friend who has told me again to SNAP! out of it! That he is tired of being nice to people who come to him with certain things. I said to him, "I [Read] | 2 responses.
It’s a Bird, it’s a Plane. No, it’s Super Gland
Dear Thyroid, How could an organ so tiny be so devious? I didn’t even know you were slowly wrecking my health until what was supposed to be a routine allergy testing led to the [Read] | 4 responses.
It’s on like Donkey Kong
Dear Thyroid: Put your game face on because I’m coming out swinging! In a mere nine days you and I will battle to the death! Standing ready in my corner is a top-notched ENT [Read] | 12 responses.
Hypo-1800s-thyroidism
It was in the early 1990s when I noticed that I had a lump in my throat. I was still in Australia and only had a few weeks before I flew home, via Singapore and The Tioman Islands. I [Read] | 2 responses.