How to Keep Warm in Winter when You have Thyroid Disease
(1) Put on socks? No, still cold.
(2) Put on socks and crawl into bed? No, still cold.
(3) Put on socks, crawl into bed, add a quilt? No, still cold.
(4) Put on socks, crawl into bed, add two quilts? No, still cold.
(5) Put on socks, crawl into bed, add two quilts, and a wool blanket? No, still cold.
(5) Put on socks, crawl into bed, add two quilts, a wool blanket, … and a dog? … TOASTY WARM WINNER!!!!! **ding ding ding ding ding**
By Mike Wilson
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HAHAHA I LOVE this!!! It’s nice to see a funny note when thyroid issues can be nothing but frustrating! Thanks for some Monday humor!
the dog! hahaha always my winter accessory. when my bf takes the dog hunting with him i count down the minutes until he’ll be back to lay on my feet and warm me up (the dog, not the bf!)
Great solution! My springer spaniel is like a little radiant heater too!
Amanda
Last week I was going through the same thing, 3 pairs of socks & a heating pad finally worked for me – I couldn’t get the dog to lie still on my feet!!
Try a hot bath. It always does the trick for me 🙂
Eddie Bauer has profited off of my cold intolerance.(Outlet prices are better)
Cute Mike…thanks for sharing.