Wait, You’re Kicking My Ass? Huh? Say It Isn’t So
Eat enchiladas!
Thyroid, you have weird cravings.
Must eat tamales!
I am fog machine
Here to cloud your mind and soul
It is my duty
They started again:
Nightmares! Sawing! Chop my neck!
Terror! Wake in screams!
Doggy thinks I’m sad
No walk. Too tired. I just can’t.
Gives me wagging licks.
Night owl, I can’t sleep
Too hot; fidget, it’s sunrise
Call in “sick” to work.
By, Mike @Mind_Static
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2 Responses to “Wait, You’re Kicking My Ass? Huh? Say It Isn’t So”
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Me too mike, me too
That made complete sense to me. It was me in the worst part of my illness. It read just the way my mind worked at the time. We’re not alone.