Posts Tagged ‘Thyroid patient letters’
Oh, Dear Thyroid, Can’t We Please Gland Along?!
You'd think I would have started asking for rent already. You know, a monthly fee of some sort to justify the presence of this ugly thing that's living with me; a most unwelcomed [Read] | 15 responses.
Your Thywhipping Bitch, I Am Not
Dear Thyroid, I'm only 23, Dear Thyroid, why now? Our relationship began unexpectedly, and similar to other people's stories, I got fat. And, also, like others, I was not eating [Read] | 28 responses.
A Thynundrum Indeed
Dear Thyroid, I've been so angry at you these past few years - ever since you turned on me. I thought we were close. I thought we were looking out for each other. Then you [Read] | 8 responses.
Goiticon And The Half Blood Princess
Dear Thyroid, This is Goiticon your sinister sidekick. I am writing to warn you of difficult days ahead. Forces are aligning to discover our dark plot to destroy The Hostess. She [Read] | 11 responses.
You Expect Thygiveness After What You’ve Taken From Me, Seriously?!
Dear Thyroid; I am told you look like a butterfly, fluttering imperceptibly at the base of my neck. I imagine you pretty, delicate, in slightly iridescent shades of pink. Who couldn't [Read] | 20 responses.
Krappa Krappa Glanda
Dear Thyroid, When I went to college, I didn't join a sorority. Even if they'd had them at Georgetown, a sorority didn't really sound like my thing. All that giggling and doing each [Read] | 52 responses.
Let’s Make A Deal
Dear Thyroid, I really wish you had been more upfront with me. For years I have endured your problems which you denied were your doing. To be fair, YOU didn't deny it, but your [Read] | one response.
Thy’ve Arrived? Oh, No. No Way. No How. NO!
Dear Thyroid; We've been together for nearly twenty-three years now, yet I feel as though we have only really gotten to know each other over the past few months. , Before we got [Read] | 4 responses.
Thychotic
Dear Thyroid, You are like a psychotic boyfriend who won't let go. Nine years later. That's bad. Riddled with cancer and plucked from my neck at age 27, you've been [Read] | 9 responses.
You Don’t Gland A Chance!
Dear Thyroid, Did my last letter really encourage you that much?, If so, then rock on!, I say this because I feel like you've kicked it up a bit; that little bit of you that [Read] | 6 responses.