Posts Tagged ‘Thyroid patient letters’
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Dear Thyroid, Why are you still playing games with me? Are you angry that half of you is gone? Back in 1999 when you started playing your games with me, you were terrible to me! In [Read] | 8 responses.
Dear Thyroid, Anthologize Our Glands
In 2008 DearThyroid.com was born. Though I, Katie, worried that the fruit of my loins, Dear Thyroid was a ridiculous notion that lived inside my thyrocious mind, to my surprise; I was [Read] | 13 responses.
Dear Thyroid, I WILL BE The Last One Standing, Not You!
Dear Thyroid, In four weeks we will be parting ways after a 7-year battle. You put up a good fight and have almost never let your guard down, regardless of how hard I have tried to [Read] | 5 responses.
Gland We Get Along?
Dear Thyroid, You cannot be both healthy and sick at once. It is a logical impossibility. And yes -- I know absolutely nothing about math or reasoning or any sort of rational [Read] | 2 responses.
There Was Nothing Sweet About Our Termination
Dear thyroid; I miss you. You did your job just fine. It's a shame we had to part ways. It's been just over a year. Unfortunately, while you were doing your job, a cancerous tumor [Read] | 4 responses.
Dear Thyroid, Please Listen To Me!
Dear Thyroid, As you probably know, I've been seriously considering running through the streets of rural Massachusetts screaming at night because of you. I can't help but feel like [Read] | one response.
I Sometimes Wonder
Dear Thyroid, Now that you're gone I tend to ask myself, "Why did you grow a goiter after my second child?" All this did was cause you to stop working for me properly. I continue to [Read] | one response.
Wait For It
Dear Thyroid, You really aren't so clever, you know. You think attack is something new, something radical. But you've got to realize that I, myself, am the best at attack and [Read] | no responses.
YaYaYaYaYa
Dear Thyroid, Tomorrow we have yet another blood test and a little added treat: an HPV shot! Joy. But that's unimportant. You don't feel joy. I can tell. I can tell that emotions [Read] | 3 responses.
Thyroid Awry No More?
Dear Thyroid; Reflecting on six-years of sickness, two near death experiences and the loss of my canine son on the precipice of what was intermittent sanity; and still trying to [Read] | 2 responses.